"Gjetost" cheese from Norway is pretty good too, it has a soft eraser effect which crumbs out the detritus from over-excited fingers.
Check it out here >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost <<
In emergency you can try making your own >> http://biology.clc.uc.edu/Fankhauser/Cheese/Gjetost/Gjetost.htm <<
Viewed from the Tromso Observatory >> www.tgo.uit.no/ << the Moon is made of this stuff, so it ought to be good. As Mrs Beeton might have said: "First catch your goat"!